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  • 21 Funny Questions for your Elders

    21 Funny Questions for your Elders

    Introduction We all know our elders are walking, talking time machines. They’ve survived childhood without helmets, raised families without Google, and eaten foods that doctors today would arrest them for. They’re wise, well-spoken, and full of stories, but sometimes you’ve got to poke a little fun to unlock the truly hilarious ones. The next time

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  • 25 in 1975 vs 25 in 2025

    25 in 1975 vs 25 in 2025

    When 25 in 1975 Wasn’t What It Is Now in 2025! Life was so much simpler then… or at least we like to tell ourselves. Introduction There’s something magical about turning 25. You’re old enough to know better, but still young enough to pretend you don’t. But me being 25 in 1975 and being 25

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  • You Are Not Alone

    You Are Not Alone

    No way … not that above … this below! Why Elders Feel Alone … and How They Discover They’re Not Many older adults believe they are alone in their struggles, and that no one else has creaky knees, forgets why they walked into the kitchen, or feels outsmarted by their toaster. In truth, these challenges

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  • Introductory Blog

    Introductory Blog

    Greetings! Mandy (69) and Michael (75) here. This is our introductory and first blog … ever … so here we go! Beat Getting On is created with a theme focus on How to Age with Attitude: Mental, Physical and Social Ways to Unapologetically Complete the Cradle to Grave Journey with Well-Timed Flair (WTF), a joyful, witty, and

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